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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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