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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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