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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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