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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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