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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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