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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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