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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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