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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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