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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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