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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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