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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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