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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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