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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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