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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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