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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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