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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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