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Pet death
My
aunt
Greta
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Rosie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cheetah 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
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