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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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