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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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