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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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