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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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