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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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