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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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