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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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