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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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