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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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