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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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