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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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