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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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