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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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