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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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