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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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