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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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