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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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