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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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