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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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