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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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