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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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