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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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