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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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