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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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