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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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