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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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