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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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