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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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