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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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