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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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