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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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