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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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