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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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