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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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