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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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